The Birthday Boy

“Your friends are very cross with you.  I don’t know what you’ve done…but you better apologize!”

“I would divorce you if you ever did what Gregory did to me!”

“Get out of here you asshole!  We can’t believe you would be so cruel.  This is the last party of yours we will ever come to.”

“Nice one, Greg!  You totally scored, what babes.  

We all wish we were you.  You are a legend.  A Hero.” 

“I’m surrounded by sluts!”

 “Hey dick!  Your grandpa is going to wheel your grandma into the pool, he's over excited for later!  Better stop them!”

“Hello lover, I’m just practicing your birthday song.”

“Yes, you told me that Sophia is the worst singer you ever heard.  I let her know that you wouldn’t want her singing anything on your special birthday.”

“My birthday song?”

All the gifts are empty, someone just wrapped empty boxes.  That is really shitty.  You should really apologize to Sophia before things get worse.

"I guess after that performance, no one can blame you.  Oh well, there is always next year."